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a-guy-with-no-life

Age/Gender: 29, Male
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I'm just a regular lurker... Nothin' much. That most likely is the reason I have no life.

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Score: 5
Jim and Bob Episode 1

"Needs lots of work."

date: August 11, 2007

I really wasn't too impressed, since well it's a very short flash with little to offer. The characters are kinda silly and the humor isn't too good. The flash you gave looks like it could easily be an intro to an episode before the intro credits roll. The flash animation was decent, but needs work. If you make any more flashes add some more length.

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Score: 8
The Pick of Destiny

"Nice Job, but can be tweaked..."

date: July 2, 2007

I really found this game enjoyable, and I think it may be a winner, but it could use some work... I really found that the game was too easy, even the last 3 levels(including the key) were still able to get through. However I find I'm good at this kind of thing, so make difficulty levels, and make more notes need to be correct to go to the next level. The music was awsome, especially the angry faic level. Adding more music levels would help too... All in all it's still a great game.

Author's Response:

Thanks alot. You have to take into acount, though, those who aren't very good at these games (they're plenty, trust me).

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Score: 7
Tomb Chess

"I can't believe it's not chess!"

submission: Tomb Chess
date: June 25, 2007

Don't get me wrong the game is strategic and has a unique idea. You however push the game as chess... This is not chess. The only relation is the names of the pieces and the name of the game. In chess the pawn can kill any piece on the field. However the pawn can only kill the king? That doesn't even end the game. Every piece has the same movement scheme. Oh I realize the pieces in the game are equaling the amount used in chess. And? Change the name or something. This is not a variation of chess. That is calling Go Fish a variation of Texas Holdum. Now if you want to change this, either change the name or adjust the pieces to act like chess. If you choose the latter then I suggest building a board that is bigger with scattered graves. If you wish to adjust the game to be more like the ancient game of chess, then you must make the game have the main rule. Chess has one objective: KILL THE KING! One more thing, the idea would be cool if every kill was different such as a different death scene to the piece depending on the piece killing it. EX: Queen kills Rook by crushing with tail, but kills Pawn by biting in half. Oh and zombie/living dead means violence. So add more of it please?

Author's Response:

how can I put this - there are more forms of chess than just the western style of chess you know and love. This chess game is based on one type of Chinese Chess. Yes it is chess - just not the type you know.

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Score: 10
Caravaneer

"Genius, Pure Genius"

submission: Caravaneer
date: June 5, 2007

Graphics wise this whole thing was awsome. Very smooth movement and well detailed. Heck thats all we need so 10/10.

Style wise it has a very intresting story and gameplay which is similar to a few games and has a wonderful feel, and we need to see more of this kind of play. So 10/10

Soundwise I loved the sound effects for the weapons which gave a wounderful addition, but as said before the music gets very annoying after a while so only a 7/10 in this.

Violence wasn't shown toward this except the bodies, but the game's focus was not of violence so it's another 7/10.

Interactivity was a tough one. The playing style is intresting and a bit hard to get, and getting lost was a death sentence. It was realistic so I'd ignore it except for the glitches I encountered. One was simple and claimed I could by non-existing items for free that weighed nothing, and did nothing, but made no effect. The other was serious when my player forgot to load up for the fight and ran out of personal ammo. When I got to town and checked, my player had lost his gun in his inventory, and it was not available to be given to him. I still had the gun and when I tried to sell it the game crashed. However I played the majority of the game glitch free and both glitches were near the beginning. This causes it to lower to a 9/10.

Such a wonderful game, and it's sad it has not entered a category at the moment. All in all it still gets a 10/10

Author's Response:

This bug has been fixed in version 1.03. (at least I hope so)

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Score: 9
The Last Stand.

"WOW. That Rocked"

submission: The Last Stand.
date: April 27, 2007

This is the best defense game on the internet. Wow, that game ROCKED. Well I can't give you a 10/10 for a few minor things. The whole trapped 20 days thing is awsome. Ill try to make a few suggestions. The 20 days thing was kinda short for starters, and the game was way too easy, and when you get the hunting rifle, the game is no longer challenging you at all. The zombies inflict virtually no damage and I got 92% health as my all time low for my 1st run through of all 20 days so the 7 survivors healing 35 health in an hour seemed like a joke. Weapon-wise was the order you recieve the weapons was questionable. Give the chainsaw or a weak version of it as a starter weapon with the pistol. The hunting rifle should have come a bit later in the game. Now that all my complaining is out of the way I'll praise you plain and simple. The reloading amd ammo was perfect with all the weapons and made a very well done balance scheme. I'd have to say I have never seen any game except yours with a legit reason for upgrades. The hours effect as well as the searching concept was a great idea and was very cool. Survivors were a neat feature and the loss of them was a neat concept. If you plan to make a sequel I sugeest a feature of survivors being unique so if you lose one you don't regain the same one again. Also increasing the learning curve would make the game 20x again.

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Score: 7
Milky Milky

"Short, but sweet"

submission: Milky Milky
date: January 6, 2007

Nice joke, but add something else. It was really short. Maybe get the cows to beat him up or something.

Author's Response:

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

Point taken though! Thanks for the review!

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Score: 7
This Town

"Nice job."

submission: This Town
date: January 6, 2007

Usually stick animations tend to, well suck. This actually was pretty good. I was actually laughing. Nice job, even though it was a little short.

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Score: 10
Ohmygodimonfire!

"Insta-5."

submission: Ohmygodimonfire!
date: December 19, 2006

Was looking around, and whad-ya know I found this. Never heard it before, but it's a neat twist. Nice animation and the whole thing had me cracking up. Animation flows very smoothly with the song. Love the letters close up effect. Nice Job.
Added to favorites!

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Score: 7
Sledder!

"Good Game..."

submission: Sledder!
date: December 16, 2006

I really think it was too easy though. I was having no problem with the Insane difficulty. So if anything make it harder. Maybe make you required to dodge individual trees and not ride through a path of them.

Good job none the less

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Score: 6
Wilson!

"Nice work"

submission: Wilson!
date: December 13, 2006

Never seen a cartoon like this. The graphics are not the best but it wasn't that bad keep up the good work!

Author's Response:

Thankyou very much, I'm glad you found it original!

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